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Tag Archives: Kids
Christmas quotes from a large family in a small midwestern town. Christmas Eve: I’m very useful. I have a cheese knife. Can I borrow your key to grandpa’s gun closet? My mouth is hot. Tomorrow you kids can shoot each … Continue reading
Real quotes from a large family Christmas gathering in a small midwestern town It’s too fluffy! I’m used to having Mexican painters in the house. I thought you were a sheep! Is your face okay? I nearly always will be … Continue reading
Coming home from work is like opening a treasure chest. Or Pandora’s box. Or a radioactive barrel of snakes, monkeys, and laser beams. I don’t know what kind of life Forest Gump’s momma lived, but it wasn’t like mine. It’s … Continue reading
Playing With Fire – Part 1 As I grew older, making and controlling fire became more complex, as did my tactics to hide my activities. The best thing about cheap telescopes is what’s inside: awesome fire-making magnifying glasses. I started … Continue reading