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Come for the adorable monkey puppet. Stay for the vehicular homicide cover-up.
We ate some ice cream and invite you to watch: This was a parody of some dogs who are also very funny actors:
You can put that on the table. I’ve got the cat locked up. You thought I cooked the cat? Could you put two green beans on his plate? Tell me a bad story about when you disobeyed. I remember the … Continue reading
For Thanksgiving this year at the in-laws’ house, we had Cornish pasty, homemade tamales, and very quotable conversation. _____________________ The cat has been sitting in the same spot for 1/2 an hour. I found out that for $225 I can … Continue reading
Christmas quotes from a large family in a small midwestern town. Christmas Eve: I’m very useful. I have a cheese knife. Can I borrow your key to grandpa’s gun closet? My mouth is hot. Tomorrow you kids can shoot each … Continue reading
Found at office today. Thanks safety committee!
A few months ago, I had the privilege of meeting some of the FBI’s finest over my lunch hour regarding what WAS to be my first blog post on this site. It was a fun diversion, and (in retrospect) the … Continue reading