Category Archives: Pets

Chris and Billy’s Day Out

Come for the adorable monkey puppet. Stay for the vehicular homicide cover-up.

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Fainting Farmhands: A parody of fainting goats

We fall down for your entertainment:  

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Human Cooper Loves Ice Cream

We ate some ice cream and invite you to watch: This was a parody of some dogs who are also very funny actors:

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From Melons to Mastiffs

 

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There Arose Such A Clatter: Xmas Quotes 2011

Real quotes from a large family Christmas gathering in a small midwestern town It’s too fluffy! I’m used to having Mexican painters in the house. I thought you were a sheep! Is your face okay? I nearly always will be … Continue reading

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Top 50 Band Names That I’ve Decided Not To Use Which You Are Free To Use As Long As You Plug My Blog (This Is Legally Binding)

The Shampoovians Hula Hoopin’ Swamp Monkeys The Enematics The MistleTones Aunt Bruce’s Foot Corn Uncle Nettie’s Corn Foot The Wind Plumbers The Briny Denture Puffs Deluxomatasticalicious Freight Train Jackers Subcutaneous Carpet Installers Pigeon Road The Cross-Stitch Brothers Organic Silent Echo … Continue reading

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An interview with Bert “Dandelion” Williams, the ukulele player who frequents the open mic night at the coffee shop.

In today’s installment of “Where the Grass is Greener,” Penelope Summers talks with Bert “Dandelion” Williams, a local open mic night favorite, and the only known living ukulele player in 3 counties. He claims to have been born with all … Continue reading

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I’m sorry I took your cat

Dear Richard, Thank you so much for hosting the society party last month. It was really tops, from the decor to the music. What do you call that genre again? Fancy? Stringy? Sleepy? Oh, that’s right. Classical. It was nice. … Continue reading

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Octopi Wall Street

The octopi have taken up residence on Wall Street. ¬†Also, soccer futures are up.  

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Cat Payback

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