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Post-apocalyptic Xmas quotes 2012
Christmas quotes from a large family in a small midwestern town. Christmas Eve: I’m very useful. I have a cheese knife. Can I borrow your key to grandpa’s gun closet? My mouth is hot. Tomorrow you kids can shoot each … Continue reading
From Melons to Mastiffs
Posted in Food, Humor, In the Wild, Pets
Tagged cooking, cookout, humor, iPhone, mastiffs, pets, texts, watermelon, wrong number
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Oh What a Feeling
Posted in Humor, In the Wild, Music
Tagged ceiling, dancing, demolition, funny, house, humor, humour, lionel, lionel ritchie, police line
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Office safety – No Plopping Zone!!!
Found at office today. Thanks safety committee!
Posted in Humor, In the Wild, Office
Tagged funny, funny signs, humor, humour, Office safety, plop
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Disney Fairy Word Search Choices or Street Drug Slang?
Posted in Disney, Humor, Kids
Tagged disney, disney fairies, drug slang, drugs, fairies, funny, games, humor, quizzes, word search
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How to get on a terrorist watch list and meet the FBI on your lunch hour
A few months ago, I had the privilege of meeting some of the FBI’s finest over my lunch hour regarding what WAS to be my first blog post on this site. It was a fun diversion, and (in retrospect) the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, In the Wild, Inspiration
Tagged David Thorne, email, FBI, funny, humor, terrorism, terrorists
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Space required to transport 60 people
Posted in Humor, sci-fi, Travel
Tagged bicycle, biking, dr who, funny, humor, T.A.R.D.I.S, tardis, the doctor, transportation
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Caveman Country Song Lyrics
I saw you walking erect Last week by the creek The hair on your neck Went all the way to your feet And darlin’, since then Ain’t nothin’ I can do You’re all I ever think of I’m neander-fallin’ for … Continue reading
There Arose Such A Clatter: Xmas Quotes 2011
Real quotes from a large family Christmas gathering in a small midwestern town It’s too fluffy! I’m used to having Mexican painters in the house. I thought you were a sheep! Is your face okay? I nearly always will be … Continue reading
Top 50 Band Names That I’ve Decided Not To Use Which You Are Free To Use As Long As You Plug My Blog (This Is Legally Binding)
The Shampoovians Hula Hoopin’ Swamp Monkeys The Enematics The MistleTones Aunt Bruce’s Foot Corn Uncle Nettie’s Corn Foot The Wind Plumbers The Briny Denture Puffs Deluxomatasticalicious Freight Train Jackers Subcutaneous Carpet Installers Pigeon Road The Cross-Stitch Brothers Organic Silent Echo … Continue reading