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Category Archives: Humor
Christmas quotes from a large family in a small midwestern town. Christmas Eve: I’m very useful. I have a cheese knife. Can I borrow your key to grandpa’s gun closet? My mouth is hot. Tomorrow you kids can shoot each … Continue reading
Found at office today. Thanks safety committee!
A few months ago, I had the privilege of meeting some of the FBI’s finest over my lunch hour regarding what WAS to be my first blog post on this site. It was a fun diversion, and (in retrospect) the … Continue reading
I saw you walking erect Last week by the creek The hair on your neck Went all the way to your feet And darlin’, since then Ain’t nothin’ I can do You’re all I ever think of I’m neander-fallin’ for … Continue reading
Real quotes from a large family Christmas gathering in a small midwestern town It’s too fluffy! I’m used to having Mexican painters in the house. I thought you were a sheep! Is your face okay? I nearly always will be … Continue reading
Top 50 Band Names That I’ve Decided Not To Use Which You Are Free To Use As Long As You Plug My Blog (This Is Legally Binding)
The Shampoovians Hula Hoopin’ Swamp Monkeys The Enematics The MistleTones Aunt Bruce’s Foot Corn Uncle Nettie’s Corn Foot The Wind Plumbers The Briny Denture Puffs Deluxomatasticalicious Freight Train Jackers Subcutaneous Carpet Installers Pigeon Road The Cross-Stitch Brothers Organic Silent Echo … Continue reading