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Author Archives: brian
The octopi have taken up residence on Wall Street. Also, soccer futures are up.
Baghdad Bob visits the Occupy Wall Street Protests: Baghdad Bob – All of the protesters have gone home
As seen at the local Motomart. Their new electronic display never has quite worked right.
I totally sense a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup moment in the making here: This flower shop is now closed, and a Chinese buffet has taken its place.
So, you’re headed to New Orleans for a vacation. I’ve never been there myself, but I’ve seen some movies, read a lot about it, and I order the N’awlins Skillet at Applebee’s all the time. Here are some things you’re … Continue reading
Coming home from work is like opening a treasure chest. Or Pandora’s box. Or a radioactive barrel of snakes, monkeys, and laser beams. I don’t know what kind of life Forest Gump’s momma lived, but it wasn’t like mine. It’s … Continue reading
Playing With Fire – Part 1 As I grew older, making and controlling fire became more complex, as did my tactics to hide my activities. The best thing about cheap telescopes is what’s inside: awesome fire-making magnifying glasses. I started … Continue reading
I used to* light things on fire when I was younger. The best fires were typically made without my parents’ knowledge or consent (bless their hearts). I blame lack of color TV or video games for leading me down this … Continue reading