Top 50 Band Names That I’ve Decided Not To Use Which You Are Free To Use As Long As You Plug My Blog (This Is Legally Binding)

The Shampoovians
Hula Hoopin’ Swamp Monkeys
The Enematics
The MistleTones
Aunt Bruce’s Foot Corn
Uncle Nettie’s Corn Foot
The Wind Plumbers
The Briny Denture Puffs
Deluxomatasticalicious
Freight Train Jackers
Subcutaneous Carpet Installers
Pigeon Road
The Cross-Stitch Brothers
Organic Silent Echo Machine
Lemon Toes And The Toucans
The Bloggess’s Mongoose
Flatulatorium
The Whistling Duck-Bots
The Left-Toothed Crankies
Spleen Bucket
Here Comes Zantac Laws
The Dark Lords Of Tatting
Zorba And The Puppy Pops
Molar Hair Collective
The Gristle Girls
Buona Morte, Kitty Cat
Battlestar Pediatrica
Shark Riders Of Moscow
Muffinarious Intentions
Wind-Up Mercenary Doves
The Dextrous Jelly Bottoms
Ned And The Battle Daughters
Buffalo Pasties
The Bodacious Lumber Wranglers
Manatee Wagon
Lobster Darts
Belchatron
Aaaahhhhh! Alpaca Lips
Twisted Cankle Berries
Old Growth Cheese Fingers
Screamin’ Cheetah Wheelies *
Grey Groupon
Razor Bunny
The Letter Eight
Saucy Tire Nuggets
Everybody’s Boss Canon
Mud Rope
Tuna Drive 88
The Enigmatic Impalers
Kwisatz Haderach, Give A Dog A Bone

*Real band, actually

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