Coming home from work is like opening a treasure chest. Or Pandora’s box. Or a radioactive barrel of snakes, monkeys, and laser beams. I don’t know what kind of life Forest Gump’s momma lived, but it wasn’t like mine.
It’s hard to tell if this sign has a misspelling, or if it’s just out of order. It could very well mean that workers caught walking will be thrown. As evidence, I offer the swelling depicted on the worker’s knee. You do NOT want to end up like him.
So basically, you will swell and/or bleed no matter who you are, or how you enter our house. Please wipe your feet on the welcome mat.